Best friends *Texting*

Hannah – Je suis tellement malade de le peuple cetter j’asseoir tout pres dans mon quatrieme periode les classes. (Translation I’m so sick of the people that I sit very close to my fourth period class.)

Me - … Whaaa???

Hannah – Tout ce qu’ils font est la malediction sur moi et m’appeler un idiot. Je ils deteste. ( Translation All they do is curse at me and call me an idiot. I hate it.)

Me - *sends picture of bathtub floor* Ducks

Hannah – So you’re not even going to try to figure out what I said. Awesom.

Me – Why do they do that????!?!?!

Hannah – Because they’re Tim’s friends and they’ve been trained to hate me. Every time my band director tells me to move for a piece (cause sometimes we have different parts) the girl next to me goes “jackass” even though everyone else but her is moving too.

Me – I’m sorry =( have you said anything to them about it?

Hannah –And she doesn’t even pay attention, she just reads and texts all class, every class.

Me – It’s probably locked. And I’m cleaning right now, but I can if you really want me to. And you don’t have to get mad at her, just thank her for going out of her way to notice you, but it makes you uncomfortable so you would like her to stop!

Hannah  No because that would start drama all over again. And she’s Tim’s best friend, so that would just start unneccesary drama with him again. But the next time she says it to me, I’m hopeing I’ll have the guts to walk out of class. If you saw a picture of her, you can just TELL she’s a bitch. If you’re online she most deffinetly has a facebook.

Me – I know! That’s why it’s a slight insult! You’re kinda calling her a lesbian!!! That’s how she’ll take it (as an  insult) and if she trys to start something just ask herif she ever gets tyred of being angry and upset all the time.

Hannah – She wears legwarmers to school, her phone case is the rebel flag, and her favorite outfits involve shorts with leggings underneath. Being polite is NOT going to work with her.

Hannah – Rose. She is a lesbian. She’d probably slap me for saying it outloud, but she’s either lesbian or just a plain country slut. I’m leaning towards lesbian. There are a surprising number of lesbian couples at my school.

Me – Well something obviously is wrong with her (now you know that I’m not talking about the lesbian bit) you don’t just act that way and are glad with your life. It’s just not possible

Hannah – But more thean a lesbian, she’s just a bitch. Wholeheartedly.

Hannah – It’s just, she doesn’t quit! She even got our piccolo player Mary (who nobody really likes because she’s self centered and she loves the spotlight) to whisper “jackass” every time she had a spare second while Satterwhite was talking. And I had to sit next to her for 40 minuets.

Me – I bet that she doesn’t have anyone to talk to about the way she actually feels. I bet she has absoutly no plans after highschool. I bet that while were in france/England/everywhere, she’ll be looking into prostitution so she can make a few bucks. You can’t let what she says bother you (and trust me, I totally get how hard that is.) each time someone like that calles you a name just start planning out trips around the world =) name your kids, name the pets we’ll have, think about how your house will look, and how mine will look, link of how your going to have to keep me from going overbord on our apartment! Don’t worry about money and details on how were goin got get there, just think that we’ll be rich by then and we’ll have all the money we want to spend in france and how we’ll get sexy accents. Etc. Just think about how beautiful myou are and think of how those kids don’t recognize how stong you are. Think of how proud I am of you for handling everything so well. =)

Hannah –So, you’re a really good motivational speaker, did you know?

Me – I do it for you =3

Hannah – Thanks :) you’re like the best bff ever <3

Me - =3 why thank you!!!! I wouldn’t be the way I am without you!!! (no seriously, you pick out the little things that have me confused! I can’t live withought you!!!)

Hannah – We’re perfect for each other! We need a shipping name :O

Me - =O YES WE DO!!!! Who’s name goes first!?!?!?!?!?

Hannah – I like Samannah! (cause it’s better than Hannie XD)

Hannah – By the way, that’s pronounced Sa-mannah XD like savannah :D

Me – Oooo I like it!!! =D When I can draw comics can I draw us being all amazing friends and stuff!?!?!? =3

Hannah – Yeees! We can be THE AMAZING BFFS OF SUPER AWESOMENESS *HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS*

Me - =O DEFFINITLY!!! I have to draw the comic when you were really upset and I sighed, layed down next to you, poaked you, and said ‘so I have this amazingly beautiful friend named Hannah, and she’s really upset’ =3

Hannah – THERE YA GO, BUT NOW I’M TIRED AND I HAVEN’T TALKED TO GLENN IN LIKE 4 NIGHTS :(  BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED. SO NIGHT SISTA.

Me – NIGHT SISTA!!!! DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY!!!!!

Me – Oh and cleaning my room means finding watterbottles!!! And this time there were *drum roll* TWENTY!!!

Hannah – XD good job XD you have too many just lying around XD

Me – XD most of them are empty =3 alright  that’s all for tonight folks!! You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here!! (night girly) =D

 

I'm sleepy so this is it for today :)

~Rose