Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Can o' Tuna

I have a lot to tell all of my, oh so many, followers out there. First off, sorry about the wait. A bad storm knocked out our internet =( but I'm back now and I have a crazy story for you! It involves a can of tuna...
I had this teen living (sex ed.) project due on anemia and for the project I had to bring in some type of food that had iron in it. (Iron helps prevent anemia) Well, on Saturday I ask my mom to go and get one of those four dollar rotisserie chickens (I call them chicken purses because they come in those cute little bags!) but we don't really have any money... and it was late, so she gave me a can of tuna saying “It has iron in it.” Oh how I dreaded third period.
On Monday my first and second periods went by in a blur (like they usually do). It turns out... I
didn't have teen living that day. Yep. I was stuck with a un-open-able can of tuna until sixth period. (I can't get to my locker until then)

So all morning I walk around, bragging about my special can of tuna. My stomach started growling like it usually does around the time lunch came around. For lunch I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich... and that can of tuna. I tried so hard to get the can open. I hit it against the table, against the guys, against a tree, and against a fire hydrant. None of it worked. The poor tuna can was just dented. (Poor tuna, having to go through such a traumatizing event!)

At lunch we get to go outside for five minutes before class begins again, and in those five minutes I made a complete fool of myself. First off, my friend Frodo took my can of tuna and ran off with it. I chased her all around the school yard shouting after her, "MY TUNA!!! GIVE ME BACK MY TUNA!!!!!" The second time she took off, instead of running after her; I stood where I was and watched her run away with my abused tuna can. All of a sudden Haden tackled me from the side and I was on the ground, my hip suffered the worst of the blow. I got back up laughing of course, but my boy did it ache!

Oh ya, and in all of this, my special swapping class paper (from tech to art) became a crumpled little mess with a good dose of dirt on it. Yep. I'm so official.

And just one more last little thing, I hate using real names on the internet, so I have changed all of my friends names to guys names. Here’s the list
Frodo (she’s obsessed with The Lord Of The Rings)
Fernando (she’s my Mexican friend. Scratch that NOT just Mexican but also from Spain... Haspanic? Eh I don't know. At least she won't be mad at me any more...)
Chance (she’s a sweet as pie!)
Daemon (she’s also obsessed with obsidian… she begged me to make this her name)
Dawson (me! I LOVE DAWSON!!! If you don’t understand, read Obsidian by Jennifer Armentrout)
Jacob (she’ just… well it just fits her)
Hayden (she’s my friend who WILL one day be famous. She already has an LA Agent)

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